Thursday, November 03, 2005

Spider-Man facts of the day

1) The real-life father of typecast ubergeek Tobey Maguire was sent to Chokey for bank robbery. Isn't it ironic, dontcha think?

This fact was brought to you courtesy of TMF, the television station commonly known as Freeview Channel 21, which I only watch in bursts during the interminably long adverts which blight Lost

2) Slinky actress Kirsten Dunst is far too personable and attractive to play the vapid, monstrous Mary Jane Watson. Only a mercurial talent like our very own Lady Tottington of the Bronx, Madonna, could take this role, displaying as she does her own inimitable mix of self-absorption and vanity.

Other possible candidates might be Ann Widdecombe MP, Geoffrey 'two runs an hour' Boycott or Hurley from Lost.