Friday, September 15, 2006

Timberlake, you snide, self-satisfied, stinkarsed, jigging little stoat

Charlie Brooker gives Justin Timberlake an utterly merited smacking.


Blogger Harvey Jerkwater said...

"That's what he says, bold as brass. "I'm bringing sexy back," he moans, with a meerkat grin on his fizzog, like he's in charge of the world's sexy resources, the cheeky bastard."

Timberlake knows as well as I do that I am in charge of the world's sexy resources.

To Timberlake I say: Don't make me impose sanctions, twinkie. Don't make me do it. You'll be left to your own resources, rendering you as sexually alluring as Don Knotts wearing a coat sewn from sheep livers.

Braggadocio from a gnawed-off androgyne is amusing, I must admit. Perhaps it's meant as a comedy novelty song?

9:13 pm  
Blogger Disintegrating Clone said...

Well, it makes me laugh. But I can't see our Justin as a man with much of a sense of humour. Or humility, for that matter.

10:48 am  

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