At last some good news
Victoria Beckham is leaving the European landmass.
A quarter of a billion dollars for an aging, non-dribbling winger to sign for a team who get lower gates than Stoke City.
Reluctantly, I'm forced to concede that this is probably a plot by space alien-vampires. Soon the population of Greater Los Angeles will be reborn as blank-eyed, slavering night-dwellers who live only for the sweet taste of narcissism and human blood.
Well, those that aren't like that already.
A quarter of a billion dollars for an aging, non-dribbling winger to sign for a team who get lower gates than Stoke City.
Reluctantly, I'm forced to concede that this is probably a plot by space alien-vampires. Soon the population of Greater Los Angeles will be reborn as blank-eyed, slavering night-dwellers who live only for the sweet taste of narcissism and human blood.
Well, those that aren't like that already.
Labels: David Beckham
posted by Disintegrating Clone at 9:47 am
2 Comments:
Good news for you, bad for those of us who live in L.A. Oh well.
It should be part of a Billy The Fish story. Madness.
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