All-new comic coding special

In an attempt to introduce breathtakingly novel blogging ideas into tired old reviewing, today I present the world's first compilable review. To take full advantage of this exciting feature, you will need a C++ compiler and a rudimentary knowledge of programming. You'll find my opinion buried deep in the code...

Today's topic: should Spider-Man's costume be red-and-blue, or black?

#define SHITTING_LARGE_NUMBER 137;

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
  for ( int i=0; i<SHITTING_LARGE_NUMBER; i++ )
  {
    printf( "I couldn't give a " );
    for ( int j=0; j<i; j++ )
    {
      printf( "fucking " );
    }
    printf( "flying fuck\n" );
  }

  return 0;
}